Free Wi-Fi, Comedy

Lately, I feel as though the importance of transparency has often been preached. But then, why is it that I see so many blinds, curtains, and shades when I walk down city streets? Windows let in light for a reason. Maybe this is why none of my friends use Microsoft products? Maybe we should all wear surgical masks, too? Smog and surveillance. Debt or death. It's all good. It's all the same. Anything can be a joke. It's all about one's delivery: 30 minutes or less; preferably less. Anything can be an art. It's all about one's reality: 30 years or younger; preferably younger. DOB: That's plausible (4/10/85). POB: That's personal (Pittsburgh). Username and password: I forget.